I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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