Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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