bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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