I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i think im in europe. pls send help
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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