nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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