People in love make me want to vomit
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He better not be in your backpack
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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