i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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