when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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