Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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