There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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3pm strippers are depressing
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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