Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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