how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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