your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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