i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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