Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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