Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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