This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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