You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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