i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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