I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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