It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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