You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize