yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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