the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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