is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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