I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
