if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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