haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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