i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
this hospital has no fireball
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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