i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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