Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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