Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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