Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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