Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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