I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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