All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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