ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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