a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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