Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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