So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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