So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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