lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We have so much sex to catch up on
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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