she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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