I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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