That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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