i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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