Are we in a gay sports bar?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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