even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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