omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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