I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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