ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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