How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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