I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize