So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize