I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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