i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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