So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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