Just mADE A PArabola og urine
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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