Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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