He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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